redsweatshirts:

koukakusquid:

aristocraticbenevolence:

People have been saying that brofisting a pterodactyl is impossible. So I present to you a handy visual aid to brofisting a pterodactyl.

i never said impossible, just difficult
and that looks quite difficult 

what are you talking about that looks easy

its like sideways and stuff, and all of that excess wing would be all up on yah

aristocraticbenevolence:

People have been saying that brofisting a pterodactyl is impossible. So I present to you a handy visual aid to brofisting a pterodactyl.

i never said impossible, just difficult
and that looks quite difficult 

oh

princeofclockwork:

castielsgenitals:

What if it cuts the tip of your finger off?

If the thread always stretches, how do you know it would ever pull you to the other end?

if the thread is invisible, how is it red?

because you cant take a bath in a shower

(Source: wikene1234, via kagenagaru)

almost forgot i made this…

stil not sure why i made it…
this is stupid 

(Source: fairypiece, via rockerfox999)

this is really late, but, this is my cosplay from shutocon

my pants were actually metal

but they only lasted a few hours before they ripped and stuff

O_O …
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holy crap
i did not expect that o_O;

this is awesome 

oh wow
just-

ive never had that many notes
ive had like, a third of that at most
this is awesome 

my theory is that at the end of homestuck, it turns out that lord english is a little kid and he was just playing with his toys
everything was a lie